By lonerjik - 19/01/2011 12:05 - United States

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Today, while I was sleeping I heard my girlfriend moaning. She was seemed to be having a wet dream. She moaned more in her dream than when having sex with me. FML
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rattusrattus 18

It's quite simple. In dreams, you can have wild orgies with eight sets of identical twins. You can't do that IRL.

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Ninjafriends 1

You're assuming it was a sexual dream. It could just as easily have been a nightmare.... about having sex with you.

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sourgirl101 28

Who's fault is that? *Look in your mirror for the answer!

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franwins0827 7

Time to step up your game. Try asking her what she was so into in her dream, and replicate it if you can?

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IneffableLullaby 13

Experiment in bed. You might find new ways of pleasing your woman, OP. ;)

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adamgoesrawr 0

WTF does op mean :/

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Shader57 0

I never knew you could hear whats happening around you while asleep. Go to Guiness WR.

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jansdo 1

She was dreaming about chocolate cake and English Toffee ice cream.

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LiLCarlson 3

Honestly, I would not care, really. There'S actually a lot of worse things that could happen to you and a lot worse things to worry about.

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nybsucubos 5

work on your performance buddy

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