Health: Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking...

By BCBUDDY - 07/05/2011 15:29 - United States

Today, while I was trying to explain to my friend how smoking weed everyday doesn't make you stupid, I forgot what I was talking about mid-sentence. FML

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By screwed - 20/03/2014 21:03 - United States - Amarillo

Today, I had to give a deposition ahead of a trial in which my former boss is accused of fraud. I'm not a smart man, and I smoked a joint before heading out to try to calm my nerves. I got way too high and ended up giggling like an idiot through half the deposition. FML

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By Mike - 15/12/2010 11:57

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was, "I farted." Well, at least they all laughed. FML

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By crazyjohnny - 01/06/2009 06:52 - United States

Today, I had a really big debate in my English Class about the legalization of weed. My group had to state reasons why weed shouldn't be legal and no one except me had prepared. My partner came to class totally stoned. Our group lost the debate. We got a F. FML

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By Annomymous - 23/01/2015 18:12 - United States - Clarkston

Today, my asshat roommate tricked me into eating a weed brownie. I thought it was his terrible attempt at baking regular brownies until it kicked in at college. I was so high, I started giggling like a schoolgirl when my instructor said "Dickens". Now everyone thinks I'm a retard. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/01/2016 10:09 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I had to give a joint presentation at college. My partner was so high, she couldn't even pronounce her own name properly in her introduction. I'm pretty sure her antics are going to get us both failed hard. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML

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By :(( - 24/06/2012 21:45 - United States - Montevideo

Today, my parents felt the need to lecture me about how people who "smoke the reefer" are a "waste of life" and will never amount to anything. I was baked during the entire conversation, and actually ended up breaking down in tears, because I realized they were totally right. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2019 06:00

Today, I came home to my parents holding my marijuana. They told me that I had the stupidest hiding place ever, and that I was, "not only a pothead, but a dumbfuck pothead." FML

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By Weekdae - 09/12/2020 09:01 - United States - Litchfield Park

Today, I found another comment online referencing, "Smoke weed everyday." With all due respect for smoking weed, when will people learn that "every" and "day" need to be two separate words in that context? This is seriously making it hard for me to focus on my work. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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Saturday 7 May 2011 19:52

It happens to the... um... what was I saying... Damn, I forgot.

bonezisme 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 19:52

nice sounds like short term hit you bad

Comments

DerpyHooves 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:31

Hopefully, you don't smoke cigarettes too. Heaven forbid you get cancer to go along with your derp.

casaco 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:32

how is smoking weed everyday stupid? I smoke weed everyday and i have no problems with it . I have a good job , lots of friends, and a decent car and if it wernt for weed i'd still be with my controlling ex girlfriend

jimmehh 7

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:32

Way to prove your point! xD

skyeyez9 24

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:34

ra-tard

casaco 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:40

pretty douchey guy above me, u are a huge douche

darkmis1 17

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:46

I do that all the time, and I don't smoke weed. I just have a short attention span.

flakitaa22 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:55

it doesn't. your just an idiot.

Glidah 12

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:55

To all the people claiming to say no to drugs: alcohol is ALSO a drug. In fact, alcohol is even less healthy then smoking PURE weed. Also smoking weed is more healthy then smoking tobacco.

marcxikk 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:41

nope. can be laced with drugs and the tobacco is not the bad part it's the nicotine get it right please

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 9 May 2011 3:10

320 - So is caffeine.

ericka216 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 0:59

I smoke every day... and I have an amazing memory, even while being stoned.. and recent studies have proven (I was told this by my dr).. that ppl who smoke daily/weekly/ or on and off.. the only 'damage' it may cause will be 60 days after you've entirely stopped. After those 60 days, your mind can start to mess with you.. but no physical or mental withdrawal symptom's...

5t3ff1k4h 44

Monday 9 May 2011 3:14

323 - That's completely incorrect. Go back to the thread at the top of the page - the first one. Find DocBastard's post. There's your proof your doctor is an idiot. I've researched exactly what Doc posted and found it to be true.