Miscellaneous: Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally...

By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By anditburnsburnsburns - 27/08/2013 18:13 - United States - Midlothian

Today, I was in a rush, so I was removing my nail polish while using the toilet. Everything was going fine, until I used the toilet paper in my hand to wipe. It was covered in nail polish remover. It still burns. FML

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By Jade - 16/02/2011 05:55

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night because I was thirsty. In my groggy state, I grabbed the first bottle of liquid I could find, opened it, and took a sip. It was nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2019 20:00

Today, I realized how exhausted I was when I mixed up my eye makeup remover with toner. My eye still burns. FML

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By adrenochrome - 09/02/2009 09:21 - Lithuania

Today, I learnt that nail polish remover is, in fact, VERY flammable. And I learnt it the hard way. FML

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By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/04/2011 03:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I was putting red nail polish on my nails and put a newspaper on the table to make sure that it didn't spill. I later discovered the nail polish made the newspaper stick to the table. I scrubbed nail polish remover on it, thinking it would help but instead bleached the table. FML

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By inseriouspain - 22/08/2010 21:20 - United States

Today, I popped a zit and I went to put my acne medicine on it. It's in a clear bottle with a blue cap, just like the nearby nailpolish remover. I grabbed the wrong one. FML

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By just wanted nice nails - 05/08/2015 04:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, I found out that you can ruin a $500 computer with a few stray drops of 100% acetone nail polish remover on the keyboard. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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Dr_Phil 0

Monday 9 February 2009 22:35

I'm not sure what girls use to take off makeup ... but wouldn't you notice the smell of nail polish remover?

lemon_squeezy 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 18:25

ahahaha i did that once and i was wondering why my "gentle make-up remover" was hurting so much! that's when i realized what it actually was...

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lilny5613 10

Saturday 31 March 2012 5:23

Ouch

Vjewerica 9

Monday 30 April 2012 19:01

That has also happened to me a few times. Don't worry, you'll be fine once you wash it out. Hurts like hell, though, but my vision is still fine so you should be okay too.

Parisgirl34 12

Tuesday 29 May 2012 23:15

Ouch

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 26 June 2012 23:39

Being blind has its perks. You'll always have someone there....I think.

simonetaylor94 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 0:36

ive done something like tht except instead of nail polish remover it was tht ear piercing stuff u get from claires

princesspink19 16

Wednesday 21 August 2013 8:43

wrong remover.

MissSarcasm01 18

Saturday 28 December 2013 0:20

How do you mistake Nail Polish Remover for Makeup Remover? That sucks OP. But you didn't deserve it.

eabb19 8

Monday 10 February 2014 14:46

oh shit

I_lost_the_game 25

Monday 21 July 2014 17:33

Don't lump all men into your preference group. OP wasn't necessarily trying to attract any man either

randomgirl1234 20

Sunday 19 October 2014 22:25

Been there, done that.

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