By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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Unstoppabl3 0

Twilight Sparkle? O.o

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anjtrg_1112 23

Hahaha your boyfriend is hilarious !!!! (:

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arkid24 1

Hes childish while you own a pillow pet? Riigghht. Congrats, he just stooped to your level

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iloveadele123 1

Quite the BF you got there! Lucky you, OP!

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monkeysareyummy 0

I still don't understand this.

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Strwbry3Shortcke 8

Lol... "My unicorn pillow pet" And he's the immature one!

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soccerhoe 0

You should not be telling him to stop acting like a child if you even have a pillow pet in the first place

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kelis_fml 0

He's the child? Why do you even have a pillow pet?!

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Urface103 0

lol but isnt a unicorn childish!?? haha thats a little contradicting...i thinkni spelled that wrong haha

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