By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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crazyarsedfly 14

Get rid of him... preferably by committing him.

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ninjuh_wingman 29

In his defense, children dont have sex like that, or at least they shouldnt.

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upyourzlolz 11

So... You were hammered by a horny horse with a horn?

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asherm 15

Has anyone else wondered how BF knows "children don't have sex like this?" hmm I think I'm more concerned about that....

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ohmandapants 16

I heard it from a friend of a friend of mine

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RegeenaDanielle 0

Guys act like that. Chill the fuhhh out.

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lovefml987 1

What the concern here should be ... Is why do you have a unicorn pillow!!!!! How old are u!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!.. Not what your bf did with said pillow

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Otarin 6

Agreed. Also what's wrong with a unicorn pet. I mean I dont have one. But I DO have a Marcus fenix , batman and ezio statues :o

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