By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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beebananaz88 0

Its a pillow, its a pet... its a PILLOW PET! (;

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AvikC818 8

At least it was a unicorn and not a donkey

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swgmimi12 3

exactly what I thought

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RedPillSucks 31

OP, your boyfriend is a closet Bronie...

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jessie0621 0

Why the hell would you have a F***ing pillow pet!?

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modernbenoni 8

You have a unicorn pillow pet, and he is the one acting like a child?

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marit1997 4

that would actually turn me on xd

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Kaiiley 0

Those of you who are saying pillow pets are for kids, they are actually extremely comfortable and amazingly kewl , every middle and high Schooler I know has one, also you might be thinking about the pillow pet wanna bee's "Happy Nappers" :))

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Joanlysn 0

If everyone said jumping off a bridge was cool... You'd probably do it.

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IrishJesus 5

...you have got to be kidding me.

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JadeWalker 14

I dont know any mature highschooler with a pillow pet, the ones i do know that have 1 also love justin bieber so.....

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NullPointer 20

> has a unicorn pillow pet > tells her boyfriend to stop being childish hahaha oh wow

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