By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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xSorry_fml 10

You know the job is done when you have a rainbow stain on your arm.

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RedPillSucks 31

That's how skittles are made. Respect the Rainbow.... Respect it!!!!

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Joanlysn 0

I thought only children had pillow pets...

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onelove1heart88 0

The unicorn shoot out a rainbow of course!

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Dsk0ne1 5

Your a bitch! Smile once in a while so maybe people can know your alive. *****.

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Dsk0ne1 5

What a bitch! Laugh once in a while so people know you aren't dead inside. *****. My comment was removed! Wtf happen 2 freedom of speech!

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Dsk0ne1 5

A bitch, laugh once in a while so people know you aren't dead inside

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lovinit5683 0

I don't see the problem with this. He is just kidding around. Sheesh.

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SwiftFaux 0

Stop being a child? You have a unicorn pillow pet... come on, son.

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cheesecakex 5

Says the one with the unicorn pillow... Lighten up a bit, I'd find it funny if my boyfriend did that; or tackle him and have sex.

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CrizzyCream 1

That's wat i'm saying.!

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