By Anonymous - 04/12/2011 13:01 - United States

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Today, while I was watching TV, my boyfriend took my unicorn pillow pet and made it hump my arm. I told him to stop acting like a child. He replied, "Children don't have sex like this," and started making sex noises while making the pillow pet hump my arm faster and harder. FML
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MicroFuturism 1

Pfft don't be so uptight.

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sunshine321 1

She said he was childish but she has a unicorn pillow pet?

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1kiki81 6

Wow what a mature boyfriend

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marisol18 0

You told him to stop acting like a child.? Your the one wit a unicorn pillow pet

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heartcloud_fml 3

It was a unicorn, for God's sake. you can forgive.

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Zurinator 0

YOU told HIM to stop acting like a child? Your the one with a pillow pet lol smh

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yzf250rider88 2

Why don't you just laugh at it like everyone else would? Add some humor to your life i heard it helps out

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squirrel1215 5

They are happy, happy nappers, and they love to play with youuu... XD

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Chrispayne 4

Pillow pets? Sounds like children to me.

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Cleo_Nemo_ 9

He's a keeper for sure.

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