Intimacy: Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through....

By theunluckylifeofme - 26/06/2013 20:33 - United States - Gilroy

Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML

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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 14:53 - Canada

Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick, which isn't unusual we do a lot of drag. While I was applying it, he started to make gross noises and, after a quick glance, I realized he had a massive erection. He then whispered, "Mmmm don't stop now." FML

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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Thursday 27 June 2013 7:24

never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now

fsomelife 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:30

At least he didn't sneeze...

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ghil_fml 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 9:46

drive thru erection lol

sacrosanct2 23

Thursday 27 June 2013 10:00

Is it that hard to say penis?

EmsyyyRose13 24

Thursday 27 June 2013 10:08

They saw you checking him out and decided to give you a nice surprise.

SirEbro 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 10:19

If OP was checking him out then why would he write an fml about seeing his sex-nose?

EmsyyyRose13 24

Thursday 27 June 2013 17:17

I don't know. I was half asleep when I wrote this.

SirEbro 7

Thursday 27 June 2013 10:11

I guess Pinocchio has the biggest sex-nose and he's a grower too ;)

SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25

Thursday 27 June 2013 10:22

'Sex-nose'? Wow... What a gross and awkward way to describe a penis.

Whatapuffchild 23

Thursday 27 June 2013 11:13

maybe you turned him on? dont be surprised if they ask you to join their three way

thehowiie 6

Thursday 27 June 2013 12:17

sex nose?

Econ69 0

Thursday 27 June 2013 12:36

You deserve it for calling it a sex-nose. What.

newburton13 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 14:32

I think that counts as distracted driving. Report them for revenge.

Ziggy122 15

Thursday 27 June 2013 14:36

Sex nose. That's a new one...

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