Intimacy: Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through....

By theunluckylifeofme - 26/06/2013 20:33 - United States - Gilroy

Today, while I was working the drive-thru, a couple came through. As I was handing back their change they began giggling. I looked down to see the man's sex-nose fully erect. FML

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By forever damaged - 21/12/2015 04:24 - United States - Wallkill

Today, while I was working at a gas station, a man came up to the register with his zipper undone and his penis hanging out in full view. I had to awkwardly hand him his change while trying not to look or make eye contact. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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A cashier's life

By amy - 16/10/2013 21:52 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, as I worked as a cashier, two girls came up laughing. I smiled as I rang them up, asking what had made them laugh so hard. One looked me dead in the face and said, "You." They then both walked away, laughing. FML

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Perv

By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 14:53 - Canada

Today, while working as a makeup artist in the mall, I was approached by a man who wanted to try lipstick, which isn't unusual we do a lot of drag. While I was applying it, he started to make gross noises and, after a quick glance, I realized he had a massive erection. He then whispered, "Mmmm don't stop now." FML

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By mentallyscarred - 31/01/2011 09:34 - United States

Today, while I was waiting at a bus stop, a man stopped at the red light and smiled at me. I smiled back. He blew me a kiss and drove away, just as I realized he was masturbating behind the wheel. FML

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Hey you

By pappy - 03/05/2019 13:00 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, my friend asked me if I flirted with any girls during our shift. I said, "No, not any I could think of." He then told me there was a note on my windshield that said, "Call me" with a phone number on it. After my shift, I went to my car excited and read the note. It was just a penis. FML

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By stifledbyyou - 12/12/2010 00:06 - United States

Today, while I was working at McDonald's, a man and his wife ordered a Sundae. I gave the guy his sundae and realized I'd forgotten something. I said, "One second sir. Let me grab your nuts." I realized what I said when his wife gave me the death glare. FML

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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By milkshake - 23/01/2013 00:29 - United States - Pasadena

Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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Thursday 27 June 2013 7:24

never heard the term "sex nose" before. i might have to use it now

fsomelife 26

Thursday 27 June 2013 7:30

At least he didn't sneeze...

Comments

bonesofkhaos 9

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:01

Sex nose...really? PENIS!

BelfastNuts 15

Thursday 27 June 2013 21:36

What a pure legend.

graceinsheepwear 33

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:52

Is this seen through his clothes or exposed? Hopefully he still was covered...

Kolden 11

Thursday 27 June 2013 22:56

Sex nose? Are you three?

Mizzesbestie 13

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:44

'sex nose' is, definetly being added to my list of different names for dicks

reymon8823 24

Thursday 27 June 2013 23:55

That's what you get for looking down

Isa_fml 20

Friday 28 June 2013 0:25

Exposing yourself is illegal. Get their license plate number and report him.

pinguino3669_fml 23

Friday 28 June 2013 2:11

Lesson learned....keep eye contact

badluckdawson 19

Friday 28 June 2013 3:26

That was "exciting"

sonofkarma 5

Friday 28 June 2013 4:19

Could've wasted a cold drink on it to solve the erect problem

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