Miscellaneous: Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal...

By mayerstexmex69 - 08/11/2012 15:52 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while in class, I was called down to the office. The principal showed me a video of 2 guys fighting in the school parking lot. I'm accused of being one of those guys. I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2017 18:00

Today, I had to suspend a student. Apparently, someone convinced him that he turned invisible. He walked into the girls locker room thinking he could not be seen. I work at a high school. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I got my ass beat by some kid in my grade. The reason I was targeted? The superintendent, aka my idiot father, suspended him for defending himself in another fight. The kid told me it's not personal, he needed to prove a point that our school doesn't do shit about bullying, As much as I agree with him… FML

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Thursday 8 November 2012 18:49

Shave your head, grow out your 'stache, and embrace your masculinity.

teague95 16

Thursday 8 November 2012 18:50

tell him "nah ain't me, but ill whip both these *******"

Comments

viper_dlh04 1

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:44

Cat fights are always the best/worse.

KM96 24

Thursday 8 November 2012 19:53

That is sooo rude! What a jerk! >:(

Jessy713 6

Thursday 8 November 2012 20:05

Maybe you look masculine from an angle :)

dabeast15 7

Thursday 8 November 2012 20:57

That Is extremely rude of him

Sally2dicks21 8

Thursday 8 November 2012 21:21

you need a Makeover! c:

Rukkus92 16

Thursday 8 November 2012 21:29

Some guys do have long hair and some girls have short hair so I can see how he could have made that mistake. Also the surveillance footage was probably not too clear, so I wouldn't worry about it too much OP. Hey, at least people may think twice about being rude to you in school.