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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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You tried

By well okay then - 10/09/2012 04:39 - United States

Today, while shopping, I saw a little girl and her mom. The girl was pouting so I tried to cheer her up by asking her if she was a princess, because she was so pretty. She smiled but her mom looked at me with disgust and told me to, "Get lost, pedo." I'm a 17-year-old girl. FML

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By kykynevs - 23/08/2011 07:14 - United States

Today, while at the grocery store an elderly woman farted very loudly next to me. Everyone in the aisle looked our way. The woman pointed at me, and left the aisle. I received many disgusted looks from children and their parents. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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Sketchy-looking dude

By NinjaTurtle93 - 17/02/2021 21:30

Today, I overheard a lady tell her child in a store that, “If you don’t stop crying, I’ll tell that guy over there to take you away.” She was referring to me. FML

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By walmart: first time, last time - 12/05/2013 16:37 - United States

Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Staircase wit at the checkout

By Anonymous - 21/10/2024 16:00 - United States - Galveston

Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2013 19:47 - United States - Olive Branch

Today, I was at the grocery store, when a little boy looked up at me and asked if I was a prostitute. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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edraptor 11

Tuesday 25 August 2015 21:55

I hate people

Jowisee 29

Tuesday 25 August 2015 21:55

You just can't win with some people.

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MDoremis 38

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:06

People are way too sensitive.

brycemash 9

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:13

I dont get it

mld4657 28

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:21

wow.... I don't want to live on this planet any more

NYM88 26

Wednesday 26 August 2015 3:00

I heard they are looking for people to go to Mars. Have you volunteered yet?

mld4657 28

Wednesday 26 August 2015 5:14

Wanna join?

ObeyTheWaves 11

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:24

Not rare for a guy to be mistaken for a pedophile, just for liking kids, unfortunately.

qdawg06 23

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:32

This is why people can't give compliments. Everything is taken way out of proportion and treated like a threat.

dirty_dan_ 15

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:34

You should've told her that the creature holding it was ugly

CoffeeGirl2000 7

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:40

Bitch should just take the compliment, most human babies are ugly as ****.

Solano2580 24

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:51

New Mother

Mynamewontfi 40

Tuesday 25 August 2015 22:56

Doesn't only happen in America. Experienced this shit myself here over in the Netherlands. Guess you can't be kind anymore.

ejs9576349 16

Tuesday 25 August 2015 23:07

I hate people! What has this world come to?

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