Health: Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman... - FML

By Summer_Jane - 03/02/2011 10:40 - United States

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 177

You deserved it 4 513

Summer_Jane tells us more.

Summer_Jane 0

Friday 4 February 2011 19:01

Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.

Christmas: Snowy Joys and Blunders
Enjoy Christmas stories where unexpected gifts and family reunions create lasting memories... and fun! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

tommurry 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:05

that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse

Emily_who_else 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:07

that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!

Comments

moosemonkey1000 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:19

how could you not notice the pee??

kaoriblossom 8

Thursday 3 February 2011 22:23

and the smell :D

pennies_lane 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:21

that is ******* disgusting....not to mention immature. some people are so ****** up.

kikibisweet 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:22

Yeah wow dont most people look down before they sit? lol ydi for not noticing the old pee smell also.

Teah9 6

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:32

Hahahah omg that's too funny, I like that old woman she's hilarious :p

Hook85 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:37

You would think an old lady YELLING at you to take her seat would raise a red flag...

lmfaowww 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 16:54

When you're old you get bored, Hell, might as well have some fun when you're able to deceive people. Either way FYL.

Immersion 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:23

you've been lured

wenta 1

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:26

old people get away with everything!

Lauren85 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:29

Lol creepy old lady. Almost like that Little Brittian character, the old lady that has no bladder control hehe

tblax44 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 17:46

haha, owned by a granny!

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8

Keywords

Miscellaneous Family DIY Cats Management Work Poopoo peepee Awkward Capitalism Relatable Coworkers Frustration Am I overreacting? Animals ADHD Dogs Transportation Love Dating Health Anxiety Technology Mental health Sleep Roommate Clumsy Noise Confused AITA Parents

The Top

Today, I brought my little sons into work with me. I introduced them to my boss, who said to my shy kids, "You boys don't know me, do you? I'm Janice." The older one lit up and said, "Oh, I know you, mommy complains about you all the time." FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 555

You deserved it 17 170

Today, while I was mid-act with my girlfriend, my mom unlocked my bedroom door and came in shaking maracas. She then handed them to my very shocked girlfriend and told her these were the "Busted maracas" and directed her to pass them along accordingly. Well, at least our first time was memorable… FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 441

You deserved it 365

The Top

Today, I found out yet another friend is engaged, and a few more are having babies. I'm still young and have time, and I have a wonderful kiddo and boyfriend, but I also feel left out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 129

You deserved it 624

Today, I had my first job as a wedding planner. I'd spent a year making sure everything was right. After the wedding my friend comforted me by saying, "You had to have known it wasn't going to be perfect." I knew that it wouldn't be perfect, but I had expected the groom to at least show up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 477

You deserved it 3 185

Today, I was dumped by my boyfriend of almost a year because he was no longer sexually attracted to me because I'm "overweight," even though I only weigh 130 pounds. Afterward I went to my friend's house and sat in an old wooden chair. It broke into pieces as soon as I sat down. FML

I agree, your life sucks 94 120

You deserved it 9 829

Today, my car wouldn't start because of the cold weather. Since I was at a friend's house, I asked him to jump-start it. After taking about ten minutes to start his vehicle and park it by mine, we found that both of our car hoods were frozen shut. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 705

You deserved it 3 856

Today, I went back home after a break with my live-in boyfriend. I had to spend some time at my distant father's place in another city until we talked it over, and he asked me to come back. I guess he should have mentioned he'd had sex with someone else before I came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 169

You deserved it 287

Today, my girlfriend told me I could sleep in. Twenty minutes later, she was banging on the door, yelling, "Get up, fat lazy fuck! It's seven o'clock, we have chores! You expect me to do everything for your worthless ass!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 490

You deserved it 118