By Summer_Jane - 03/02/2011 10:40 - United States

Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
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Seriously - you guys rock. I laughed waaay too much reading all your comments. And for all you guys who were asking how did I not notice the pee? -- Yeah, I keep asking myself that, too. - It was one of those crazy patterned (ugly) cushioned chairs, so I couldn't tell it was damp. I_did_smell something, but doctors' offices have a lot of smells (as do elderly people...), so I didn't really think about it too much. But yeah...next time I'm assuming the worst.

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Top comments

tommurry 1

that's why it's just easier to knock her down and take her purse

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Emily_who_else 0

that is really sick!!! you should ALWAYS look before you sit and if the chair or sofa is fabric feel it.... i had to learn the hard way to. :( some kids at my school years and years ago tried to glue me to a chair..... so i always look. TRUST NO ONE!!!!!

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Comments

Jessnic91 0

That is psychotic! I will never take a chair from an old person when they offer.

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sincerely331 0

Kick the old bitch down the stairs

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asia3pea90 13

Thats some funny crap...

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discojaxx 7

I'm sorry.. but this is really ******* hilarious!

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3peeps 5

so follow her and pee down her chimney...what goes around comes down!

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kiss_1214 17

That gives me an idea.,.. Next time I sit in someone's seat I'll scream "what the..... She/he peed in the seat!!!" ;)

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LeslieAustin 9

Should have shoved her face in it and see how much she liked that.. Given her a taste of what she deserved

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