By JLoistheBomb - 11/02/2009 00:01 - United States

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Today, while in our communal showers in the highschool football locker room, I started to swing my penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later the rest of the team hops into the shower with me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML
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MCart_fml 0

Remember only 2 shakes are appropriate in the bathroom, anything else and you deserve the embarrassment..

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FMLhilar 0

hahahahahahaha thats just embarassing

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Anniebbyx3 1

lol @ 44 omg "Raging boner" rofl! ahahhahaha

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NoveltyErasers 0

That's why I could never be in sports.. I would have a boner all of the time if I was in a shower with thirty other hot sweaty guys.

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dabears554 0

Wow, you're a loser to the extreme. Why would u do anything like that in a locker room, or anywhere that's not your house!?!?

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pepper005 0

HAHAHAHAHA that's hilarious. and #10 and # 42 HAHAHAHA nice.

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Hugeness 0

This is pure genius. I've done that before.. just not popping the wood. It's called the helicopter FYI.

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devastatron 0

there is so much wrong with you. first, why swing your dick around? second, how does one get a boner from swinging a dick around? third, if you feel yourself getting a boner, why not stop whatever is inducing that boner? i just don't get it This is a previous post, and all I can do is but wonder, why would you not swing your dick around? Doing the helicopter is SO fun, so challenging to see how many spins you can get. And yeah, it gives you a boner, and I can help but wonder, are you female? Do you know how hard it is to make a boner instantly go away on command?!?! That's like sucking the blood out from your erect penis back into the rest of your body...what is there NOT to get besides this guy made the honest mistake of doing it in a communal shower haha

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domino57 0

holy shit. reading the comments on this as a girl is quite entertaining. the idea of guys "helicoptering" - hahahaha. oh how i love football players : )

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arienh4 0

#55 Keep in mind, not all guys do this. I think it's kinda stupid or immature really, not sure which.

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evhrocks876 4

You're kinda stupid or immature really, not sure which

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MissFortune_fml 0

Taking note of what #56 said it's nice to know there is some hope. :s On the OP, as a girl all i can say is... weird. And embarassing. But mostly weird. :s

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