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I just would have said "Right, because that nasty brew was my own. She who denied it, supplied it!".
You should've said, "Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that when I fart the sound and smell come from THE ******* STALL."
You should have brewed one up on the way out... maybe a crop dust would have sealed it.
Ghost in the stalls
Uh...it's the bathroom...why does it ******* matter if you fart, or shit? Like WTF how did this male it to FML.
What a little grot
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Fart right back at her! Bitch!
I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.