By mugres22 - 17/08/2013 05:11 - United States - Pacoima

Today, while in the restroom washing my hands, a girl decided to let one rip while in the stall. When she came out she gave me a dirty look of disgust and said, "At least wait until I leave." She and I were the only ones in the restroom. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 967
You deserved it 3 330

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I'd have been really immature about it and made fart noises for every step she took out out of the restroom.

Comments

I just would have said "Right, because that nasty brew was my own. She who denied it, supplied it!".

Maybe she was talking about you washing your hands...

"Aahhh, how dare you wash your hands, in a bathroom, in the presence of a lady! ...Even though you are also a lady."

You should've said, "Oh I'm sorry, I wasn't aware that when I fart the sound and smell come from THE ******* STALL."

You should have brewed one up on the way out... maybe a crop dust would have sealed it.

grashopper8 7

That's ridiculous. A bathroom is for peeing and farting and ********. Get over it ladies! Take pride in your poops! -a girl

Obey_StudBoii 23
luberdoodles 10

probably was another woman in there a while neither of you knew about

Uh...it's the bathroom...why does it ******* matter if you fart, or shit? Like WTF how did this male it to FML.