By Shit - 27/04/2014 17:25 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while meeting my girlfriend's parents for the first time, her dad made a big show of cleaning his rifle, before loading it, taking aim, and blowing the hell out of a hornet's nest at the back of the yard. I fear for my life. FML
I agree, your life sucks 48 621
You deserved it 6 743

Same thing different taste

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You should fear for your life only if you use your stinger on his daughter. Or if you wear a yellow jacket. That wouldn't be wise.

The_Big_Boss 20

That's when you tell him what guns you have and offer to go shooting with him sometime

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Most guys are dicks. He just wanted to show you what he's gonna do to you if you're one. And yes, I have a complete right to say that because I am a guy.

I really don't get fathers like that, are people actually that stupid? Can't they find a better solution to keep their daughters save? Haven't they thought about being good role models to their children instead of advocating violence? Still, OP, be a man instead of a pitiful pussy. If you like the girl don't be afraid of such nonsense. If not, then take the hint and don't waste each other's time. If you want to take care of your girlfriend and to be treated respectfully, you can't start ******** yourself in the pants at the smallest sign of trouble.

don't worry he's just marking his turf and giving you a friendly warning not to a stupid horny teen if you he will just kill you. that's life.... how much is second base worth to you? rofl

Cwhite118 6

Scared? Lol sounds like yer a city slicker, I would have asked him about the gun, and then congratulated him on the shot.

I hate to say this, but almost any dad you meet will do that. They really love their daughters.

kittykat1501 31

He won't do anything. If he even threatened to harm you then you can file charges.