By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML
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Fortuitous 0

Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

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perdix 29

Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

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Hopersz 0

Wow that sucks and your bf is a ******* asshole. Get him back by pissin in his drink or putting laxatives in his food. Either that or put nair in his shampoo and conditioner. Then, if he uses male body wash, pour that outta the bottle and put feminine wash in it. When he goes to use lotion get the lotion at the store for women that makes your skin all sparkly. Put that lotion in his. Remove all his boxers from his drawer and toss them. Get all his white shirts and put a huge red mark straight down the front of it. Karmas a bitch and yes I feel sorry for anyone who messes with me in my next relationship lol. Gotta keep it real and get back at the dude 10x harder then he did you

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PurplePigeon 0

there is no karma in your plan. it's just you doing stupid things.

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sourgirl101 28

I thought this was only a joke at first. Now, I'm not so sure!

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wildcatman 0

Too long, didn't read... Or did I? Hmm..

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c420racer 13

Wow.....I wouldn't worry about the next relationship if that's your real pic lol FTW

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xcarxcrashx 9

Eee! That's a little extreme isn't it chicken? You need some therapy or something STAT!

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DragonFly_Jones 0

you'd get knocked the **** out doin that 2 me

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SarahMarie83 0

Reading this comment has made us all more stupid than we previously were. By the way, since you were obviously in the car, what was the argument about? There was nothing in this FML to indicate that the boyfriend did this maliciously and it easily could have been an accident.

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dysect 3

take a chill pill, maybe hide his boxers would be funny but the rest of the stuff= too much

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Seba_2020 0

Mam why don't you put nair on your vajayjay and shut the F*ck up???

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InfiltratedMind 0

well....you look like a man..... just sayin

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k177 0

14 looks like a bad whoopi goldberg

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toqwert 0

Why don't I **** punt you off a bridge bitch? I don't think you can get me back after your dead...

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frickme444 5

U notice how u say your "next relationship"? I hope u understand why it's not "my current relationship" hahaha

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tanlewis27 7

That's pathetic you could think of all of that to do to someone..... You really need some help.

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nick1121 10

There is no karma here. It's just you being a giant **** faced bitch. You need serious help

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mexipunker 0

Let me guess, the argument was about you not being able to deepthroat. Guess he proved you wrong.

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serendipity1027 0

uhm... this is mine. except i didn't puke all over my self... at all. seriously get a ******* life and stop stealing other people's fmls and changing them.

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Zebidee 8

Hopefully, your version was better written than this one!

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sourgirl101 28

Sorry to hear it changed on you. But now I'm thinking you're great a deep throating. Your guy's crazy to pick a fight with you.(:

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undeadcorpseYAY 0

i think the fight was that Op always throws up when she deep throats her bf.....tisk tisk

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iIixoxiIi 0

op, u deserve it for being an annoying bit** :@ cant u be quiet, and not to argue while he's driving !! :@

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serendipity1027 0

For the record... I am not dumb enough to say " I throw up all over him." past tense is needed. I am so angry now.

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Zebidee 8

Can you fix the breaks/brakes while you're at it?

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scooter69 0

ydi op!! that's what happens when you're a bitch lol

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V_S09 0

Omg I would have been so upset

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