Love: Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused...

By serendipity1027 - 30/10/2010 13:40 - France

Today, while my boyfriend and I were fighting in the car, I paused to take a bite of my burrito. Just at that moment, he slammed on the brakes, causing me to deepthroat my burrito. I threw up all over myself. He won the argument. FML

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Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 19:11 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was about to make out with my boyfriend, so I quickly swallowed my gum. Moments later, I started choking on the gum, and ended up spitting it out into his face. FML

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By ColdHeat - 16/04/2011 19:18 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I shared our first kiss. His partly digested nachos decided to make an appearance halfway through. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 17:15 - Estonia

Today, I stole a bite of my boyfriend's hamburger. He threw a fit, saying I took too big a bite and I had to replace it with a new, more expensive one. Afterwards, he said how lucky I was he didn't break up with me then and there. FML

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Fortuitous 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 19:55

Did he make you deepthroat something else since you lost?

perdix 29

Saturday 30 October 2010 20:06

Was the argument that you could deepthroat him if you really tried?

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:05

he won in the relationship too if you can deepthroat a burrito..

StaciCarol 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:23

at least you deepthroated something in your life.

Mx_dayton 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:23

Maybe if you weren't such a NAF

lori_lovee 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:29

Lmao, eew.

carpediemryders 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:50

boyfriend = BIG win!!! now he will expect you to deep-throat all the time

sbohler 5

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:50

it's brakes by the way so I guess the burrito poked your brain and made you stupid

mfelax9556 8

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:57

was the argument about if u can deepthroat something or not?

shortstack104 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 21:58

this reminds me of jack barakat.

bassdredd 2

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:01

bahahahahahahahahaha that's what happens when you put laxatives in his lemonade dumbass ahahahaha

tazz9690 0

Saturday 30 October 2010 22:34

ahahaha!!!!

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