Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message.... - FML

By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

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Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

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Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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Bad timing

By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

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Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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Remote sex

By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

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Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

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Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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Man City

By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

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Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Spicy

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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Top comments

aseq94 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:14

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

Mehness 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:03

Lol, dontcha love phones?

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dotsandbows37 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 17:44

Take the phone and throw it across the room. :)

kkaaiittllyynn 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 17:51

I'm so sorry,..

lilemo1994 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:02

it was his booty call

saleha97 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:06

Agree with #45 :))

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:14

I wish I could get laid... lol

ulicksam 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:16

You kids and your texting! At least he wasn't driving.

FaceMelterx2530 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:25

...And your point is? Gosh, you people are way too uptight about sex. Grow up.

nick27lax 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:26

who the **** cares? stop complaining and deal with it.

Jester7 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:28

I know how you feel, when I started dating my girlfriend, whenever she got a text while we were doin it she would take the time to reply. I kept going :P

kate177 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 18:39

you guys are assholes! how would you like it if that happened to you!!!

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