By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Spicy
Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML
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aseq94 0

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

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guppy40000 0

guess he has his priorities. Was it too a chick texting him?

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

I'm straight, just more of a pussy than my cats!

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j5p332 6

or at least train him to text and hump at the same time...

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Bartimaeus 7

this one fml has been posted so many times. just with different words. MODERATE IT NEXT TIME.

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tona01 16

well sorry then, man up one day and believe me that it doesn't matter if they say no, because at least the same number of girls who say no will say yes good luck

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

haha thanks (: and of course if I don't wanna be alone it's up to me to change that, I don't need to whine bout it like a lil bitch but oh well (:

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underguarded 20

Next time , go on top, and just as it's getting good for him, Jump off and make a call on your phone. Nothing should be more important then sex

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