Intimacy: Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message....

By fml - 02/02/2011 09:48

Today, while my boyfriend was inside me, he got a text message. He actually stopped thrusting to reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2012 20:57 - Netherlands - Uithoorn

Today, my boyfriend thought it was a good show of etiquette to answer a text message from his ex, while he was still inside me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 19:34 - United States

Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML

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By Eskyew - 23/07/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were talking on the phone, and things got a little heated. We were in the middle of some kinky dialog, complete with hand action when he suddenly goes silent. While waiting for a response, I heard typing on the other end. He was checking his email. FML

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By i'm not psychic, mother fucker - 02/06/2013 20:48 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I got a text message while driving home. I checked after arriving, and found it was a kinky text from my boyfriend, so I sent him an even kinkier reply. He later raged at me, because I somehow should have known he was showing off his phone to his mom when I sent my reply. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2020 05:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I thought it would be fun to have a sex session with my boyfriend. I sent him a suggestive message, and 30 minutes later he texted me back to let me know he was done. FML

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By hmacy - 01/10/2017 01:30

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message while we were having sex. FML

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Bragging

By lastalittlelonger - 05/12/2009 09:07 - United States

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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By EpicBunBun - 10/05/2017 18:00

Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, I thought he went to change the music on his phone. He'd actually stopped mid-action just to check sports scores. FML

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By McKenna - 16/07/2011 04:10 - United States

Today, I was sending my boyfriend dirty texts to try and turn him on so when I see him the next day he will want to get intimate. Twenty minutes later he texts back, "ew stop." FML

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What is it?

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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aseq94 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:14

Next time you give him head set your phone alarm to go off and then stop sucking...see how he likes it

Mehness 0

Wednesday 2 February 2011 16:03

Lol, dontcha love phones?

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takemewithy0u 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:22

Wow! Was it really that important?

dotdi 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:29

i bet the text he received was the one you sent to him 5 seconds before the mentioned incident.

JanisEvans 10

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:36

Was it his wife?

shortneyy 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:42

ummm. time for a new boyfriend.

LiLCarlson 3

Thursday 3 February 2011 0:49

EPIC multitasking fail!

alsnyder12 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:11

lmao great

florenzfang 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 4:50

cute pic :D

BabyLuis 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:17

u a hoe fo lettin him finish

shierk 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:18

all I have to say is HAHAHAHAHAHA!

DarkestHowler 0

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:27

Hey! at least he doesnt text and "drive". LOL

Dmars444 4

Thursday 3 February 2011 1:48

bs, at six? I doubt it

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