By Anonymous - 21/12/2009 08:29 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was sleeping, I got naked and sat on top of him. He woke up and I asked him if he would rather stay awake or go back to sleep, in hopes that he would stay awake and want to do some naughty stuff with me. His response? To grab my butt, and then go back to sleep. FML
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DataWhore 0

he was tired, give him a break, at least he grabbed ur ass before sleeping!

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spitfire35 3

what would you do if he woke you up to have sex?

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beastieboy21 0

that's when u know u have a fag

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davids123 0

lol mabe he was tired but come on if you woke up to your gf on top of you that wold wake you the **** up or mabe thats just me lol

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t3rry3dmann 6

why does it matter if she's hot? if they are together he SHOULD be attracted to her, but i agree that it takes more than sitting upon...handjob, *******...need to stimulate lol

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GriefBacon 0

Well you know, you have to let a man sleep some of the time.

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COBRAMORPH 0

If they were switched, this would be called (date) rape. But, it seems its ok when women are the ones doing it. Double standard.

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callmecassie 0

At least he grabbed your ass !

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bryttanicutter 2

that's kinda cute

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