By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
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nicknesser 0

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

Maybe you should keep her in her kennel when your friends are over.

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boopityboppity 11

"Five exclamation marks, the sure sign of an insane mind." - Terry Pratchett Which means you, 54, probably posted that from inside an asylum. Are the walls really padded in there?

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Spastastic 6

That's from Maskerade, right? I loved all the stuff about exclamation points in that book, because I tend to get annoyed by them.

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I_have_no_clue 0

Another tale from the trailer park.

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Mimorie17 12

lol im confuzzled. why did she bit u lol.?

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fuck_you_too 0

an excellent idea... your friends now know how good the shit is. Sell some pills to 'em, bump some yourself, and go vandalize some shit for christ's sake.

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Pary_Poo 0

Hahaha. Oh my. That's different.

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ChinnuWoW 0

now is your chance to have sex with her

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