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By feartheend511 - 19/08/2010 15:48 - United States

Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML

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By Aliiveopen - 24/08/2020 07:02 - United States - Wasilla

Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting 2 holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML

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By FunTimes - 19/08/2019 04:00 - Canada

Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By adam - 03/02/2010 20:10 - France

Today, my mom woke me up and asked if I wanted breakfast. I had passed out naked on the kitchen floor after a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2010 07:51 - Canada

Today, my very drunk mother decided to run down the block naked, screaming at the top of her lungs, "She's trying to kill me!" as I followed behind her in my car, yelling for her to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/12/2010 22:23 - United States

Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML

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By bob - 05/02/2011 12:02 - United States

Today, I saw my mom run across the house naked for a condom. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By ouch - 12/07/2013 07:22 - United States

Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML

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By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

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barrelroll1472 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 19:59

Dracula?

nicknesser 0

Thursday 19 August 2010 20:07

I knew Twilight was a problem, just didn't know it was this serious. We're all screwed.

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freshflyfine 0

Friday 20 August 2010 0:38

LIES!!!!

canzo378 0

Friday 20 August 2010 1:18

why does she still live in the house and not in psycho ward?

baseballgirl25 6

Friday 20 August 2010 2:39

be happy she didn't try to have sex with one of ur friends.. hey I'm just sayen it could have been much worse.

Cassiebangz 0

Friday 20 August 2010 2:57

lmfao ur mom is hilarious!!!

TechnoWizard 0

Friday 20 August 2010 3:04

I've had a similar situation. I feel for you.

buggybeauty 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:05

I don't know what to say- call dr. Phil.

steph87_fml 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:32

your mom knows how to party!!!

winslow310560 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:46

thank you #32, her grammar is on the poor side. Then again OP does have a mother who bites people while intoxicated.

boy_scout_of_dea 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:48

i'm in Maryland right now =(

RoadDoggCR 0

Friday 20 August 2010 4:48

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