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By ThisIsMyLife - 04/06/2017 04:00

Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML

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Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By P0wned - 29/09/2009 21:21 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML

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By amelie - 09/12/2018 05:00

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. While getting down on one knee, he farted. FML

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By SkinsCastSelection - 17/01/2011 09:53 - France

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

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By anonymous - 14/03/2012 05:18 - Canada

Today, I was sitting on the couch with my fiancé, when he jumped up and viciously sat on my face. I then heard, smelled, and tasted the most violent, horrific fart known to man. I still can't get the taste out of my mouth, and he can't stop laughing. I'm getting married to this guy. FML

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By Susan - 28/02/2012 11:55 - Canada

Today, I farted in front of my husband. It somehow turned into a farting war. Then I realized this is the closest we've come to intimacy in a week. FML

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Glowworm56 26

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:58

Ooh, she's cheeky. I like her.

MikuandKaito 24

Sunday 4 June 2017 4:29

That's hilarious.

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fridsten 5

Monday 5 June 2017 14:17

She's obviously leaking. You need to find something to plug it with.

leo1106 15

Wednesday 14 June 2017 0:14

Well, now you have to do the same to her. Sounds like it's on, OP.

ya_boy_jimmy1996 11

Friday 16 June 2017 14:04

you can get her back for that! give her a taste of her own medicine!

Michael Royal Pedro 8

Monday 26 June 2017 1:35

jahahah great time for a buttplug. just kidding lol sounds like a really close relationship.. good luck sg

wHSKitty 11

Sunday 15 July 2018 4:55

That is disgusting. Shows she not a lady.

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