Today, while on a Reddit thread, reading pansexual stereotypes,... - FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2020 07:08

Today, while on a Reddit thread, reading pansexual stereotypes, as a self identified pan, I read that people think that we are bisexuals who want attention and to feel special. Ummmmmm. Nope. Let me explain this, Pansexuals are attracted to everyone regardless of their sex or gender identity. Thank you for your time.. FML

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