Miscellaneous: Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry,...

By halfie - 26/09/2015 05:06 - United States - Pigeon Forge

Today, while on my first ever date, I ordered a really hot curry, hoping to impress my date. "Yeah," I said smoothly, "not everyone can handle spicy food." When I took a bite, my eyes watered, my mouth burned, and I had to plead for water in between moaning like a dying baboon. FML

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Impressive, dude

By Anonymous - 06/02/2023 15:00

Today, I was on a first date at high-end Indian restaurant. I tried to impress my date by ordering the spiciest dish on the menu, only to find out it was way too hot for me to handle. I ruined the entire meal by coughing, choking, and drinking five gallons of water with tears streaming down my face for at least 40 minutes. FML

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I'm on fire

By Jyocka - 26/04/2011 22:25 - Canada

Today, on a first date, I finished eating my sushi, feeling proud to have managed chopsticks so elegantly and then rubbed my eye, oblivious to the fact I had just touched some wasabi. What followed was a classy exhibition on how to jump around screeching in pain. FML

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By my bravado's gonna kill me one day - 10/08/2018 13:00

Today, as a big fan of spicy food and a huge challenge seeker, I decided to try the hottest burger I could order. Despite being warned by a waitress, I went for it. After eating a third, I had trouble breathing from the spiciness. The waitress was smirking. FML

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Cook out

By Anonymous - 28/01/2023 12:30

Today, to impress my date with dinner, I spent hours prepping and cooking. Just as I was about to serve her, I realized I'd left the stove on and my kitchen was on fire. As the fire trucks arrived and my date looked on in horror, I couldn't help but think, "My cooking is so hot it literally set the house on fire." FML

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Scoville

By Anonymous - 15/06/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend made dinner. He warned me that it was spicy, but I laughed at him and said that white guys don't know spicy. Five minutes later, I had to beg for milk, with my eyes streaming and nose pouring. Turns out I was wrong. FML

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NEXT!

By Kristie - 03/07/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I went on a blind date. Everything was going great until I laughed so hard at one of his jokes that I snorted, choked on my drink, and accidentally slapped his face while trying to cover my mouth. We didn't order dessert. FML

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Klutz

By Sara - 27/05/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Blackpool

Today, I went on a date with someone I really like. Midway through dinner, I felt something stuck in my teeth and, trying to be discreet, attempted to remove it. In the process, I flicked a piece of food across the table and it landed in his drink. He looked at it, then at me, then sighed. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2011 23:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date for the first time in months. Over dessert, my date told a joke, and I tittered vigorously, causing me to choke and throw up all over him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/06/2009 02:22 - United States

Today, I was on a double date at a restaurant with two friends of mine and a guy I really liked. Things started getting really quiet so I decided to start talking to make things a little bit less awkward even though I was eating. I ended up spitting a piece of chicken across the table. FML

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Toxic waste

By Anonymous - 02/09/2022 06:00 - Europe

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at a lake. I felt my stomach rumble and knew I couldn’t make it to shore, so I dropped into the water and had violently diarrhea in the water. It started to bubble, and so I started splashing around, saying, “It’s cold” while she swam around me, in my shit water. I’ve never told her. FML

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BeastyMcbeast 19

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:05

I didn't know being able to eat spicy food was something that can be considered impresive.

MonkeeArtz 11

Sunday 27 September 2015 6:05

YDI. Don't bite off more than you can chew just to impress someone.

Comments

Keiraquarium 12

Sunday 27 September 2015 9:09

Women (or men) don't care about whether you can eat spicy food. Honestly, if my date ordered a hot curry, I wouldn't be thinking 'wow, that's impressive', I'd be thinking 'ah, he likes curry'

ohSNAPyall 26

Sunday 27 September 2015 9:13

Witty banter and a fully functioning tongue are more impressive.

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 27 September 2015 9:28

Why do guys always try to impress the girl with something they know they can't handle? I mean really just show them a good time

rustybucket 24

Sunday 27 September 2015 9:46

Nobody is impressed by you ordering spicy food

mrslegume 8

Sunday 27 September 2015 9:53

She will be really impressed later when you have diarrhea and your ass feels like it's on fire.

joshi42 16

Sunday 27 September 2015 10:08

Water would only make it worse.

kanarushi 1

Sunday 27 September 2015 10:32

Curry is not a good idea for a first date. Not a good make out food

MonstreBelle 29

Sunday 27 September 2015 19:01

So true. My boyfriend loves spicy food and ordered curry on our first date. I made the mistake of kissing him goodnight. I can't take spicy food at all, so my reaction was much like OP's