Transportation: Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder....

By Anonymous - 04/04/2013 18:04 - Portugal - Sintra

Today, while on the bus, an elderly man fell asleep on my shoulder. He looked sweet, so I didn't push him off. A few minutes later, the bus jolted and his head slipped down into my breasts. I'm pretty sure you don't smile like that when you're really asleep. FML

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By meteorbabe0101 - 14/04/2009 02:11 - United States

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By pandora - 13/06/2012 09:08 - Israel - Palmahim

Today, I fell asleep on the bus. When I woke up, my head was resting on the broad, tanned shoulder of the smoking hot guy sitting next to me. I had drooled a little. FML

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By Kerlane - 05/12/2008 03:45 - France

Today, I was sitting on the bus on my commute to work, when I nodded off on the charming young man next to me. Something cold and wet touched me, and I looked down to see a small pool of my saliva collecting on my chest. The man thought this was hilarious. FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2014 15:33 - United States

Today, I was so tired that I fell asleep on a bus. When I awoke suddenly, half of the bus was staring at me, with some people chuckling and smiling. I have no idea what I did. FML

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By fml_forever32 - 23/12/2009 18:56 - United States

Today, I was in the bus on my way home. I was reading a book, and drops of something were getting all over it. It was the man sitting next to me who was asleep and drooling. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2024 00:00 - Sweden

Today, I fell asleep on the bus taking me home after a long hard day at work. I woke up with my head on a stranger’s shoulder, drooling. The worst part? The stranger was my crush from college, who I haven’t seen in years. Turns out we have the same bus route. FML

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By snoozlagist - 30/10/2010 04:52 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I began to fall asleep. Suddenly, a man next to me started laughing very loudly, scaring me and jolting me out from my nap. I was so scared, I reflexively punched the girl in front of me in the face. I was pinned down by three other men while the cops were called. FML

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ChampionKO 6

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

One hell of a smart old man.

ckoal 3

Friday 5 April 2013 3:24

Nice... For him

Comments

SomeRandomGuy15 18

Friday 5 April 2013 4:22

He was just smiling because he felt 2 soft pillows to rest his head on!

aly88snts06 4

Friday 5 April 2013 4:23

You deserve it for not moving him.

simplysarcastics 26

Friday 5 April 2013 4:24

Awkward.... But this old man was creeping on you big time lol.

ViviMage 39

Friday 5 April 2013 4:29

Shove him to the floor! The perv!

iEmma 7

Friday 5 April 2013 4:41

Boys will be boys

mattlw 25

Friday 5 April 2013 4:57

Thats the spirit.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 5 April 2013 6:16

Now I can't get that song out of my head.

daytoday21 10

Friday 5 April 2013 14:08

You have *got* to be kidding me- you're actually going to use that justify molestation?

sammyjo06 14

Tuesday 4 March 2014 0:33

Oh, lighten up lol. It was hardly molestation. She could've pushed him off her shoulder in the first place if she didn't want him there. He may have genuinely been asleep initially, too, but the jolt of the bus woke him up and he grinned as he realized what had happened. And still, if she wanted him off, she could've politely woken him up or shoved him away at any point in time. It's an insult to people who have actually been molested to use that word in regards to this situation.

Cintia07 7

Friday 5 April 2013 4:54

Take it as a compliment, your probably have nice boobies. & fellas, this is not the new "pick up line" lol

Ayanpatel95 7

Friday 5 April 2013 5:05

Depends on wht u dreaming haha

AdoptedSoul 6

Friday 5 April 2013 5:25

I hope you learned your lesson, don't let stranger sleep on you, your only welcoming problems.

NeinKittenz 20

Friday 5 April 2013 5:37

He was happy you gave him a softer pillow, you sick pervs, what did you think he was happy about?! Why does nobody trust old mean near their breastesus?!