Transportation: Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the...

By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2016 17:04 - United States - Pittsburg

Today, I had to spend a long bus ride with my chest pressed against the window, because some mammoth of a woman decided to squeeze her double wide ass into my seat. FML

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By BadassRumbleroar - 20/01/2012 03:46 - Canada

Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML

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You deserved it 3 024

By EricCartman - 20/05/2009 03:31 - United States

Today, I was riding the bus home from school. I was sitting by myself, and my backpack was occupying the seat next to me. A hot girl boarded the bus, and was standing right where I was sitting. I placed my backpack on my lap, freeing up the seat. The girl stood the entire bus ride. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Preggie - 07/07/2011 04:04 - Singapore

Today, a sweet old lady gave up her seat for me in the bus. She lectured the entire bus that seats should be given to those in need, like myself who is "heavily pregnant." I'm just fat. FML

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By Marfo101 - 16/01/2015 15:41 - Ghana - Accra

Today, a pretty girl joined the line at the bus station. I let her skip the line and go before me so I could sit next to her. After she bought her ticket, I realized there were no more seats left on that bus. I was told to get off, and had to take the next bus, sitting next to a snoring old man. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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flockz 19

Friday 30 September 2011 23:09

18- at first i thought you were describing how to finger someone....

TeeHee124 0

Friday 30 September 2011 22:52

Did you have a boner?

Comments

KennyMcCrmick322 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:11

Im pretty sure this qualifies as being one of the worst bus rides of ops life

Rabidkid 14

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:19

Most guys can over power any women no matter the size

just4commentz 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:22

YDI for losing to a freshman... that shouldn't happen. Ever.

detriotsprtsfan 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:23

wow noob

th4m4ster 6

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:24

I think her favorite seat is ur laps

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:51

#68 I wouldnt do that if I were you.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:55

Damn it, meant for #75. **** me amadeus..

cookiemonsterr91 4

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:29

HELP THERE'S A COW ON ME!!!

woodie64 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:29

I'd carry an ice pick ( no rules against ice picks) and stick it in the bitches ear. That'll send a message that it's your seat now.

chelsea3111996 0

Sunday 2 October 2011 22:10

Why her ear? I would say like down her pants or in her shirt : )

ArsenalFan12 0

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:34

whadda bitch. sorry bout that bro

wegetrz 14

Saturday 1 October 2011 0:34

U are a freakin idiot she said "half" sat which implies the person didnt assault her and that wouldnt even fall into an assault..and that finger thing is just over the top...dot org.