By hihaay - 30/09/2011 18:15 - United States

Today, while on the bus, I found out the seat I'd taken was the preferred spot of a very hostile and extremely overweight freshman. Instead of letting me find different place to sit, she half sat on me, and completely ignored my attempts to dislodge myself all the way to school. FML
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flockz 19

18- at first i thought you were describing how to finger someone....

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dixiefoxx 22

I'm a freshman :) you could've told her to get off of you

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emodude44 0

Yes, but are you an asshole?

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slients_1234 0

You should Stand up for your self! Push the bitch over and watch her roll down the isle!

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slients_1234 0

You should Stand up for your self! Push the bitch over and watch her roll down the isle!

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Zepset_fml 13

Were you an upperclassman? If you were, she's just a bitch. If not, too bad. ;)

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scottgeo 0

You should have punched the fat bitch in the throat or crammed food into her until she choked to death.

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jedielf 23

Ugh, wtf is it with public transport and assholes? Your story pwns the usual please-move-so-I-can-take-a-seat fuckery of those people who don't say anything to you, but rather look at you as if they are entitled to that free seat between you and the other person in your row.

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uKNOuLOVEit 0

you should have walked behind her when u were getting off and gave her the boot down the stairs then stepped on her and kept walk

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LecheeBubble 0

That is when you throw Twinkie out into the aisle hoping she'll get up.

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heyred 11

Please don't tell me that you are an upperclassman. FYL

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theghost1309 11

Umm she's a freshman, she gets no preference to a seat at all, so not sure why you let her even attempt to "half" sit on you. Should've pushed her ass to the ground as she was trying to sit

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joa76 3

I don't know about anywhere else, but where I went to school, the buses were K-12, so freshman are pretty high up on the seniority list, especially since most 12th graders and a lot of 11th graders drive, and quite a few 9th and 10th graders have older siblings/friends/significant others who can drive them.

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theghost1309 11

Well for most highschool is 9-12 with the freshman being the lowest of the totem pole. And as it is if op is in a grade above the fresan than by school hierarchy they get preference regardless. Or at least that's how it went when I was in highschool. And we didn't let the freshman get out of line like that lol.

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joa76 3

Of course high school is 9-12. What I'm saying is, where I live the bus is for all students, not just high school. It wouldn't be worth paying for buses for the small numbers of high schoolers that actually ride the bus (there were 5 on my bus, although we could've combined with one or two of the others if they wanted to do that, but that's still not worth a whole bus).

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