Today, while out to eat, my mom was concerned that I don’t drink...

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2021 21:40

Today, while out to eat, my mom was concerned that I don’t drink enough water so she told me we weren’t leaving until I drank the whole glass. I ended up spending the entire night peeing because the waiter kept coming by and refilling it. FML

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Sunday 25 July 2021 1:34

I can chug like 3 bottles of water and only need to get up once

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Sunday 25 July 2021 1:34

I can chug like 3 bottles of water and only need to get up once

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