By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML
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guitarbeast 22

Nothing like a good **** to the eye, ouch!

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smitherz22 1

What are you cockeyed now?

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BunBunBabe 8

Number 30 is right, you should consider that.

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BunBunBabe 8

I really cannot judge whether that was intentional or unintentional, distracting you. If they distracted you on purpose they are superhuman

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funnynarwals 0

That's why I play badminton with my eyes closed

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Aerobi 0

Shuttlecock; because rocket penis was already taken.

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Annpop 1

Ohh i love ur dp.. Esp. The hair.. Altho it cud b a pic off google :S ;)

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Shelta957 13

I don't know what dp means... I feel so old

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WordSmyth 2

It means default pic. Or double penetration if you listen to google. It's the same thing really.

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br0ccoli 14

Actually, your ex was trying to warn you

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BradTheBrony 19

*biting lip* *face seems ready to explode* SO THAT'S WHAT THE KIDS CALL IT THESE DAYS HUH?! *slaps hands over mouth*

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