Miscellaneous: Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex... - FML

By Anonymous - 30/03/2012 14:35 - United Kingdom

Today, while playing badminton, I was so distracted by my ex winking at me that I didn't notice the shuttlecock that hit me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2012 16:00 - United States

Today, I was pitching at a fastpitch softball game. The other team chanted about the ball being too high and almost hitting the batter in the eye. After throwing the next pitch, the ball was savagely returned by the batter, straight into my eyes. FML

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By notonthepavement - 15/02/2016 11:04 - United States - Desoto

Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anon - 09/01/2013 19:27 - United States - Southbury

Today, I was laughing at a girl who really sucks at badminton. Turns out she has anger issues, and a really good aim when she's mad. I've never been hit so hard in the crotch before. FML

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Game, set, and match

By Ouch - 19/07/2015 14:36 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was at a professional tennis match. The ball was hit extremely hard, resulting in it going into the crowd. And when I say crowd, I mean my face. FML

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By JimiHendrix - 01/03/2013 01:55 - France - Luynes

Today, a wasp knocked me out, broke my glasses, and left a gash over my eyebrow. It did so by flying under my glasses while I was playing my guitar, causing me to reflexively bat at it with the hand that was still grasping the guitar neck. FML

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By haileyjunkin - 22/11/2011 17:53

Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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Too stupid

By Anonymous - 15/02/2020 01:00

Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML

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guitarbeast 22

Friday 30 March 2012 18:43

Nothing like a good **** to the eye, ouch!

WCARlover 34

Friday 30 March 2012 18:50

Commence "****" jokes

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froglegs96 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:25

Why are they called shuttle cocks? Was rocket penis already taken?

coffee_man900 16

Saturday 31 March 2012 10:31

Hey, you should read #47 by Aerobi. It's pretty funny. :)

goddamniluvme 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 7:27

Lol, there's jus so many places u can go with this story. Ima let u slide **** eye, OPPS! Lol to funny, thanks for sharing I was in a car wreak today and looked like a crazy person laughing while in my room all alone reading this one!

goliatron 9

Saturday 31 March 2012 8:16

Bet that wasn't the only **** that hit your eye that day!

gettingbetter20 4

Saturday 31 March 2012 9:07

Pun intended?

siberianhamster 17

Saturday 31 March 2012 10:07

You didn't notice something that hit you in the eye? How is that possible? Oh you mean you didn't notice it UNTIL it hit you in the eye.

finallyurs492 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 12:05

She did it on purpose

tpalzkill52 5

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:26

Hey noor if ur not a nun then what are you

groupleader 7

Saturday 31 March 2012 15:30

Way to go cockeye!

scotth88 0

Saturday 31 March 2012 16:03

Shuttle **** lol

ben10jammin 3

Saturday 31 March 2012 23:13

You sure that's not the only **** that hit ur face

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Today, I was at the gym on the elliptical. Feeling proud of myself for finishing a very intense workout, I looked to my left to see that the maintenance guy fixing the machine next to me had burned more calories testing the machine than I did during my entire workout. FML

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Today, I couldn't sleep because I had the worst time positioning myself around my cat who was sleeping in my bed. I couldn't kick my cat out of bed because I earlier today had an argument with my brother over which of us the cat loved more. FML

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Today, my mother mentioned she thought I was Unit 11, and not the correct Unit 1, in my building. I then remembered my last anonymous Valentine’s Day card was addressed to me, but at Unit 11. So my “Secret Admirer” of many years is actually my mother taking pity on me. FML

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At least he's honest!

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Today, I was fiddling around with the thermostat at my new place. For a laugh, I twisted the knob all the way to 40° celsius, when it snapped off. I don't have a clue how to fix it. FML

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Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

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Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

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Today, a group of girl-scouts came to my door selling chocolate bars. I bought 2 bars and smiled as they left, thinking I'd done a good deed. When the door closed, I heard one of the girls say, "Told you, the fat bitches always wanna buy from us." FML

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