Transportation: Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape...

By Revalation - 27/08/2011 23:06 - United States

Today, while riding the bus, a creepy guy gave me the "rape glare" and another guy repeated every word to the conversation I was having with my friend under his breath. FML

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By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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By DontSniffMyHair - 07/07/2021 06:01

Today, while sitting on the bus the man sitting slightly above and behind me leaned over my seat. All I heard was someone deeply inhaling in to my hair. I turned around and slapped him. Everyone saw what he did, but no one defended me while I was being thrown off the bus for assault. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Boston

Today, on the bus, a little boy gave me the dirtiest look, pointed at my pregnant stomach, and menacingly said, "I know what you did." FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/05/2011 21:45 - United States

Today, on the school bus, I rapped on a window in an attempt to get my friend's attention. A guy sitting behind me took this as an opportunity to shove my face into the window, breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 04:53 - United States

Today, while sitting on the bus a stranger sat next to me, farted, put his hand under his butt to smell what it was like, and then sniffed it throughout the whole ride while glancing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By luciaspiano - 05/02/2010 00:47 - United States

Today, I was riding a bus. After having a conversation with my friend, I looked down and saw a little boy looking at me. He asked, "Are you a boy or a girl?" As if that wasn't bad enough, when I responded that I was a girl, he said, "Oh. So, why do you have a boy voice then?" FML

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By Silent - 01/06/2012 14:24 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, a girl started talking to me at the bus stop. After it descended into an awkward silence, I jumped on my bus to avoid further conversation. She got on the same bus. And got off at the same stop. I swear the whole bus could feel the tension. FML

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RandomBlackMan 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:23

crap. I was too loud?

ollie179 21

Sunday 28 August 2011 9:26

Hey Dave...I dare you to rape glare that girl. Haha, ok but I dare you to repeat their conversation under your breath. Ha! Ok

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italianbby 11

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:35

Or California! Preferably San Fran

tylenol123 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:46

Its a tag team :)

tal26ful 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:46

YOU MADE MY DAY. I LAUGHED SO HARD. Hahahahahahahahahshaha

lebronsucks 3

Sunday 28 August 2011 17:55

Wow creeper!

joefranco 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 18:00

I just googled "rape glare." :)

Suth3rnB3lla 0

Sunday 28 August 2011 22:49

Did you find anything?!?

tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:10

I've had echolalia in the past, and it's almost exactly like what the second guy was doing. I would repeat the ends of people's sentences over and over in the barest whisper, and I usually didn't realize I was doing it.

tigrouficele2012 44

Sunday 28 August 2011 20:12

I've had echolalia in the past, which sounds almost exactly like what the second guy was doing. I would repeat the tail ends of people's sentences over and over in the barest whisper, and usually didn't realize I was doing it.