By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML
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MermaidSongXOXO 6

YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*

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Sekococo 0

let her train you harder ;) so you get that stamina up for your performence :)

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x_AbyssGazing_x 0

Of course not! Innuendos don't exist in FML comments. I think he was just suggesting OP get in shape. [=

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Emilyinroom483 7

Also, I don't think she was flirting. Condescension is not hot. (His, not hers, which was justified.)

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alexFYL 11

I think she was flirting, but his little whiny emo fit probably ruined it for her.

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maskedman 9

next you should challenge her to an arm-wrestling contest. if you lose that then just give up...on being a man.

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Durragon_Mikado 0

Dude, Op...you should have stayed behind her and 'enjoyed' your 'surroundings'

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jeffcuhz 0

you mean enjoi the 'view'. Rofl...

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QueenOfStars 0

lol guys always get hurt showing off

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tom9686 0

Wow you couldnt catch a girl, thats kind of slack. atleast you could "enjoy" your "surroundings".

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youthink_fml 0

She obviously noticed and you didn't take advantage of it? Pretty lame on TWO counts.

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taytaylautnergir 0

looks like you just got burned BY A GIRL !! u deserve it .

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aback 4

Sounds like she's got more testosterone than you do, Bud.

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