Health: Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female...

By Out Ran - 16/02/2010 06:32 - United States

Today, while running, I sped up to show off for a cute female runner I'd seen before up ahead. I passed her and not more than a minute later she sprints past me. I couldn't catch up. She not only out ran me, but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By slowrunner - 22/04/2009 13:20 - United States

Today, I was running the 100m sprint in a track meet. Me and another girl were tied for dead last. When we finished, she complained, "It's so embarrassing how slow I am today. I have shin splints. What happened to you?" I was actually running my hardest. FML

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By luvs2spooge89 - 01/05/2013 14:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I went on a run. Going a decent pace, I passed a woman walking her dog. I joked, "C'mon! Keep up!" Thirty feet later I stepped in mud, rolled my ankle and fell. The woman walked by as I lay in agony, and told me to keep up. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/06/2009 22:58 - United States

Today, while on my daily jog, I passed a very attractive girl. While passing her, she yelled "hey cutie". Trying to look cool, I tried turning around without stopping. I then fell off the curb and severely sprained my ankle. She caught up to help but was laughing the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2013 00:53 - United States - Wahiawa

Today, I went on a run with my crush. She expressed how happy she was to have a decent running partner, because the last one kept complaining he thought he might throw up. We got to the top of the hill and I puked right in front of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2013 16:13 - Netherlands

Today, a girl I met recently asked if I wanted to go jogging with her, and I excitedly agreed. A while into our run, I ran out of breath and doubled over panting, all while she kept jogging and slowly disappeared down the street. What a way to spend time together. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2024 22:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was at the gym trying to work up the courage to ask a girl out. She was on the treadmill, and I thought it would be cute to wave hello. Instead, she looked horrified and sped up, then slipped and fell off the treadmill. She thought I was mocking her, and now everyone at the gym hates me. FML

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By Fluffy - 11/01/2012 12:51 - United States

Today, I had to run a timed mile. I'm terrible at running. During the run, I thought I was doing a good job. That is, until the teacher told me to stop because I was three laps behind everyone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2019 05:00

Today, I was running with two other women when a guy started tailing us in his car and catcalling. I quickly got fed up and gave him the finger. Turns out, he's the husband of one of the women I was running with. For the next half hour, I had to listen to her go on about how adorable he was. She totally saw what I did. FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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ohnoesnotagain 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:05

Sounds to me like she's flirting ;P

MermaidSongXOXO 6

Tuesday 16 February 2010 12:08

YDI for showing off :] But, it sounds like she was flirting. *Insert witty comment here*

Comments

azn365 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:03

haha that sucks, try harder next time and u might get it. but i guess u learned something. still, fyl and ydi.

Calaura9 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:08

Poor you, a cute girl noticed and flirted with you after acknowleding that you went out of your way to get her to notice and flirt with you. You got just what you wanted. Don't you hate when that happens?

damnrosi 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:20

YDI for trying to show off in a patronizing manner. Stop doing that guys, it is such a turn off. And chances are she did not stop to flirt, she stopped to make you realize what an idiot you guys are when you act like that.

pfunk129 1

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:37

you're probably like that in bed too

Leprecon 3

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:40

So you saw a girl that was sporty and cute and then she flirted with you ... Oh how I pity you. I feel so damn sorry for you.

aDropOfSunshine 2

Tuesday 16 February 2010 16:49

Any FMLs that are along the lines of, "I was trying to impress..." should automatically end in, "...but I ended up looking like a total tool. FML." On second thought, they pretty much always do, just in different words.

stella23 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 17:25

ahh yes, this has happened to me before, except i was the girl in this situation. On the treadmill at the gym, and a guy who i've caught checking me out before gets on one not far away, glances at me, and speeds up. i just laughed inside and focused on my run.