By Hyenayena - 23/05/2015 21:04 - Canada - Airdrie

Today, while serving a customer, she told me: "God made you a working class citizen so you could serve! If God wanted you to go to college, he would have made sure you were able to go!" FML
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Hyenayena tells us more.

Hyenayena 27

I tried explaining that, but she said that "if you were meant to go to college, your life would lead to it naturally. Your life has led you to be part of the working class, see?" So pretty much: if I'm not a rich person, I better not even think about going to college.

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ThirteenThirteen 27

I'm guessing God made her an annoying bitch too?

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igg125 30

I hate people like that. Or the ones who try to justify everything with the bible.

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wyverntail 15

She should just keep her mouth shut. She had no reason to say that.

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laden_swallow09 34

An atheist, a vegetarian, and a marathon runner walk into a bar. I could tell, because they told they told me they were.

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Zebediabolical 39

I heard it with an atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter. But that works too!@

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False_Stupidity 41

You would think they would see the bar before walking into it.

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amileah13 26

Wtf? How the in the hell did she pop off with that shit?

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ACTIONbl00dROCK 18

How is this an FML? Obviously she's just a delusional psychopath.

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Sandsh8rk 36

Has she ever heard the phrase "Keep your opinion to yourself"?

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KatieeMoe 14

God tell her to keep her mouth shut.

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alkoy 4

should have told her that god didn't want you to serve her, or otherwise he would make you, and ignored her.

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Galax_Gaming413 13

I just lost a bit of faith in humanity.

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laden_swallow09 34

Your first mistake was having faith in it in the first place.

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Hyenayena 27

We come to this site to be cynical assholes.

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MandieL 27

Did you ask her what purpose God had in making her an ignorant bitch?

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MandieL 27

Did you ask her what purpose God had in making her an ignorant bitch?

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