Miscellaneous: Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom...

By anonymous - 04/08/2015 20:56 - United States - Ballwin

Today, while shaving in the shower, my mother banged on the bathroom door to tell me something, right as I went to shave under my left armpit, causing me to jump and cut open my nipple. FML

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By deerling - 06/03/2019 18:00

Today, while shaving I accidentally shaved of half of my left nipple. Worst of all? I didn't notice it until I looked down and saw blood everywhere. That's when the pain hit. FML

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By HairyBoobs - 05/11/2009 14:22 - United States

Today, I nearly sliced my nipple off while shaving my chest and had to go to the ER. Turns out it was a teaching hospital so I got to explain in front of two doctors and eight med students how, even though I'm a woman, my nipples are so hairy I have to shave them. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2010 10:57 - Australia

Today, I was shaving my left armpit when I cut myself badly. I wondered whether or not it would be safe to shave my right armpit, then reasoned that it couldn’t possibly happen twice. It did. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/12/2009 21:58 - United Kingdom

Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML

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By tas2013kid - 01/12/2020 17:03 - Taiwan

Today, I found out I had three strands of pubic hair beside my nipple, so I decided to cut it off with a scissor since I'm going swimming tomorrow. In an attempt to cut off my third strand, I instead excised the cap of my left nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2018 09:30 - United States - Henderson

Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML

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By not as scarred as he should be - 18/10/2012 18:19 - Canada - Cambridge

Today, I walked in on my mother using a razor to shave my dad's cream-covered testicles. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2023 18:00

Today, I was in a rush to get ready for work so I quickly shaved my legs. In my haste, I accidentally nicked myself in a very sensitive area and had to spend the day simmering in discomfort and checking my crotch every so often to make I wasn't bleeding through my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2014 00:10 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I decided to conquer my fear of blades, and tried shaving my legs with a razor. I sat on the side of my bathtub and wet my legs, but some of the water splashed. I slipped on it and fell back, hitting my head on the tile wall and slicing my leg open at the same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2013 19:15 - Italy - Catanzaro

Today, while shaving my nether regions, I slipped and sliced myself in three separate places. They won't completely stop bleeding. I'm virtually having a second period, and it hurts to close my legs. FML

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science-teacher 15

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:44

Sounds like ahe got you in the nick of time

ProximityToDeath 20

Wednesday 5 August 2015 8:47

Owww, even thinking about that hurts!

Comments

zeffra13 31

Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:19

That happened to me once, except on my ankle. Less nerves there but still bled nice enough. Plus everyone at school could see the cut, and joked that I was a cutter since it was obviously a razor.

Britt125 16

Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:21

I literally cringed at this... that sounds so painful. I'm sorry OP, FYL.

whitnayfortooh 29

Wednesday 5 August 2015 10:21

Jesus Christ ow!!!!! reading this actually made me scream. that's horrible op!

GrumpyGrinch 23

Wednesday 5 August 2015 11:08

Awful. Why do you use an open razor when there are so many different kinds of safety razors? Never ever can cut anything unwanted with those.

KayDee29 31

Wednesday 5 August 2015 11:41

Ah! Ah! No! OP that had to hurt. I would cry like a baby.

5FDPmetalhead 17

Wednesday 5 August 2015 13:12

I'm sad to say that I've had this experience

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 5 August 2015 13:35

Was what she wanted to tell you really that important and couldn't wait?

vikky538 28

Wednesday 5 August 2015 14:17

Thats why i put band aids before shaving arm pits

KociaQ 30

Wednesday 5 August 2015 15:29

Ouch ouch ouch ouch... OUCH. I'd flip out.... gods, I got shiver by thinking of this happening... x.x

Vlen_fml 20

Wednesday 5 August 2015 15:35

I have no snide or witty remarks, i'm just cringing at the thought. that sucks OP. now if you want to post pictures of the damage (and are at least 18), i'd be interested in seeing this from a purely medical standpoint.