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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 23:48 - France

Today, while shopping, a lady came up to me and asked if she could borrow my baby because, "Y'know, I'm in a hurry and they'll let me checkout first." FML

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By Oihana - 01/08/2015 03:30 - United States - Greensboro

Today, at work, I saw a lady leave her infant in a display crib so she could go shopping. When I stopped her and told her she couldn't do that, she said, "Well, I do it all the time." FML

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By Stfu lil brat smh - 26/03/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, while I was shopping, I spotted a lady who had the last of an item I wanted in her cart. She went off to the dressing room, so seeing my opportunity, I went and grabbed it from her cart, and put it in mine. I hadn't noticed her bratty-ass daughter next to the cart, who then yelled, “I saw that! Mommy! Some lady's stealing from your cart!” FML

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By UglyGirl - 08/11/2015 09:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I waved at a baby while standing in line in a store. It started screaming. Its mom looked over in mild concern and gave me a disturbed glare before moving to the next checkout counter over. FML

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By whaaaaat111 - 09/03/2013 12:04 - United States - Vienna

Today, while at the mall, a lady dropped her credit card while in line to buy something. I came over, picked it up and gave it to her just for her to shove it in my hand and scream, "She's stealing my wallet! My wallet!" The police came. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 04:59 - United States

Today, at work, an old lady came through my line to buy some groceries. She told me she lost her purse and was a little short. It was busy, so I pulled out my little purse and gave her the money she needed. A few minutes later she returned with my boss, insisting that my purse was hers. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 13:49 - United States

Today, I was shopping at the grocery market and was next in line. Behind me was a woman who only had two items, so I nicely let her in front of me, as it looked like she was in a hurry. When she was all rung up, she decided to pay her $16.45 in loose change which needed to be counted out. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By Nottheprettylady - 05/04/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, at my job as a cashier, a man and his 3-year old son got in line. The father said, "Give this to the pretty lady," looking at me. The kid looks at me, looks at his dad, and walks over to the next cashier. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2015 06:49 - United States

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2018 14:00

Today, the lady in front of me in the checkout line had a pacifier hanging around her neck, but I didn't think much of it until it was time for her to pay. She reacted to the $250 total by crying like a baby and very loudly asking me to put the pacifier in her mouth to calm her down. FML

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Wednesday 12 November 2014 10:28

I'd heard of pretending to be pregnant to get a seat on the bus but this is new to me

illusong 16

Wednesday 12 November 2014 10:34

Sounds like kidnapping to another level

Comments

ostfaiz 18

Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:21

cheap brat!

Tsukiyomi 16

Wednesday 12 November 2014 15:59

If someone asked me that i'd deck 'em

leshypeachy 6

Wednesday 12 November 2014 16:30

Wouldn't she then have to wait for you to go through the checkout to then give the baby back? Not that you'd ever do it but that person sounds extremely dim witted.

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:47

This was copied from the French site. Published the same day at different times.

grossn 12

Wednesday 12 November 2014 17:53

To be honest this is kinda funny!

amazing_race190 5

Wednesday 12 November 2014 18:35

the solution is simple - just dropkick her in the throat

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:24

Is that actually legit? Never seen that before

Stryker_13 19

Wednesday 12 November 2014 19:26

I would've given this lady the death stare and then proceeded to go on the line since you have priority with the baby and give her a smirk after you're done and she's still waiting.

Lyss09 10

Wednesday 12 November 2014 20:37

Today, The lady in front of me let me go a head of her, I had my daughter 5 month old daughter with me and she was starting to get fussy. The lady while cooing and adoring my daughter told me she knows how difficult it can be to shop with a young one, and trust me any parent knows this. So this could be a reason a person with a child might be allowed to go ahead - people understand the difficulties involved in having young children out. not that I expect it or anything but it's a nice gesture.