By no boobies - 29/05/2013 16:39 - United States

Today, while shopping for dresses, I found a really cute one that fit me really well, but not at all in the breast area. My grandma screamed "buy her some titties!" Everyone in the store looked at me. FML
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lululatenight 28

I hate when you find the perfect dress and then boom. Society expects you to have boobs!

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vladimirnabokov 15

OP be thankful you have small boobs. You can buy a better padded bra. When I try on dresses that fit me everywhere else my **** are usually too big and I have to go up a size :( small boobs are awesome - I don't know why girls are so sad to have them!

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Cristian89 29

Sounds like a good problem to have lol

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rudegirlmania 10

^^because guys respond to yours like that. Society. /sigh

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GrinchFu1 27

Small boobs are GREAT!!! I hate when girls give themselves a hard time for not having huge boobs. Those gigantic **** may get ya a lot of attention now, but they're probably gonna look like hell and do a number on your back when you're old. Small boobs is where it's at.

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worldclassrager 39

Just hope she isn't one to talk...honestly it's what you liked...your breasts shouldn't be a factor...

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buckdharma 37

More is better than less because if stuff is not less there's more less stuff, then you might want to have some more. But then, your parents won't let you because there's only a little. If you really like something, you'll want more of it. We want more, we want more, like you really like it, ya want more.

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ileenefudge 29

Nice t.v. commercial reference. :)

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JessicaZado 11

I feel you OP. I have really small breasts and I'm self concious about them. I wouldn't worry to much about what grandma said though. At least yours aren't down to your hips ;-)

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Jemm_fml 29

Gettin real tired of your shit, Grandma

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gunnerblaster 21

Don't feel bad about your breast size. At least you won't have to worry about future back problems and there are guys out there (like me) that don't take breast-size into consideration when valuing an individual's worth :D

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KawaiiCupcake 14

Well in my opinion people in the comments made it sound like the problem in her size. I think the real problem is the dress.... Not having small boobs.

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Suaria 38

I have the opposite problem. So I'm quite small but my boobs are big for my size. So dresses in my size that fit perfectly everywhere don't fit my chest area since it is to tight. So I usually get dresses that are tight on the bottom and loose on top or the stretchy material dresses.

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