By bobuhbeartoe - 24/08/2009 04:36 - United States

Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML
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Fuckers 0

you cracked it open? like a coconut? did any of your brains leak out? you need to invest in some grippier feet

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dayrin7 4

hehe i least you made it in XD

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Fuckers 0

"thats why you should recycle"? recycling doesnt make you less clumsy you silly billy

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you_and_me_fml 8

wow... If you cracked your head open wouldn't you be I'm the hospital or something? And the first thought tjat comes to your mind is FMYLIFE. COM!!

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fili450r 0

i dont think you guys get that there are 24 hours within 1 day.......cause if your shower in the morning, go to the hospital even around noon....that still leaves plenty of time for the computer....i know, that when i compound fractured my leg, later that day, i was on the internet....*sigh* think about things before you open your mouths KIDS.

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jonnyapples 7

I went to the ER for back pain and ended up being admited for tests two days later so go away. no one likes you

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moonlight_daze 8

So are your mama's ******* but you don't see me complaining.

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XM0ssXmanX 0

I do that sometimes but i have a glass door so i can see the trash

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epicwinmaster 0

lol i dont throw mine away. i fill it up with freezing cold water and put it back. then my family gets so pissed off. :D try it

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ashleeee 0

lol you got time on your hands pal!

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thatoneguy1123 0

I shoot something in the shower but not the shampoo bottle LOL

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aback 4

Don't do the "touchdown dance" in the shower.

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Zakky_Ketchup 0

You laughed your off ass?

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ChChCharlie 10

So today you cracked your head open and could still write this? Wouldn't you be getting stitches or something... ah I dunno, maybe today doesn't mean today. That's funny though :P

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iamelrebel 0

if that really happened, you wouldn't be posting. you would probably be in the hospital...

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