Intimacy: Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something...

By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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You deserved it 9 834

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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You deserved it 3 752

By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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You deserved it 8 534

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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You deserved it 14 872

By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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You deserved it 4 210

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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You deserved it 141

By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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You deserved it 5 645

Comet_Candy 23

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

That is just disgusting...

Heather645 5

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

Wow, and your still with him?

Comments

chels1994 11

Monday 7 May 2012 15:33

I'm all for immaturity, but pissing on someones face for ***** and giggles is pushing it way too far

ChrisG93 8

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:25

Yeah I'd have to agree. That's taking immaturity to a whole new level.

ebdeadaccount 11

Monday 7 May 2012 15:33

Hope it didn't get in your eye

stevenJB 25

Monday 7 May 2012 15:33

Dude, what the hell?! Atleast your in the shower, but still. Thats sick man. Eh...well, i guess if your into goldenshowers..???? :(

ss_20_xx 14

Monday 7 May 2012 15:36

*you're Can't believe I'm being a grammar nazi but twice in one sentence...YDI.

xmogyx 0

Monday 7 May 2012 18:45

Since you're being clever and correcting everyone.. It wasn't twice in one sentence, it was twice in two.

catanita 18

Monday 7 May 2012 15:34

You shoud castrate him the dump him. What a .... I have no words to describe this.

icallbullshit 3

Monday 7 May 2012 16:38

Removing the testicles (castration) has nothing to do with urine. Good day.

cBlackout 13

Monday 7 May 2012 18:12

Overreact much? Jesus, you people act like its such a big deal... Idk if its a feminist thing or you're just offended by a chick getting pissed on... But calm down.

borche 5

Monday 7 May 2012 15:34

I don't think it's disgusting! Well not if you are really in love with him.

therealslim 15

Monday 7 May 2012 21:34

Yeah, because pissing on your girlfriend's face is really ******* romantic.

borche 5

Tuesday 8 May 2012 3:44

Actually yes. Just to clarify, boyfriend!

LadyA13 1

Monday 7 May 2012 15:35

F*ck that. I would have ball tapped him so fast, he would have been throwing up before he even knew what hit him.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 7 May 2012 15:36

Gently wake him with a soothing massage of his balls and penis. When he becomes more aware, grip tightly, flash an evil grin, hold up a pair of scissors and say "Next time you piss on me, I'ma cut it off" Then cheerfully ask if he'd like you to make him a sammich.

tinkx22 6

Monday 7 May 2012 16:46

Excellent lol

alvarny 17

Monday 7 May 2012 17:31

And you can have the satisfaction of watching him go from hero to zero at light speed.

CurlyJeff57 5

Monday 7 May 2012 21:53

That is the most genius thing I have ever read.

Beer_Wisperer 6

Monday 7 May 2012 15:37

Pissed on and pissed off at the same time!

BrotherTheo 31

Monday 7 May 2012 15:38

Once you calm down talk to him. Explain, calmly that if he ever does anything like that again you will laugh, grab his nuts, and squeeze. Hard. This should solve the problem.