By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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Comments

tony1891 22

wow. how disgusting. paybacks are a beeyotch.

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Kaito_Hacker 6

try to pop on his face sometimes to see what he thinks

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alychick 5

That's disgusting. I like immaturity as much as the next guy but that pushes it way out of immaturity lines.

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bnotverynice 2

My bf thinks it hilarious to try and piss on me in the shower

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poohappens26 0

Drop that douche bag yuck

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TheFamilyElf 17

Sounds like the two of you have an exciting relationship full of surprises. You picked him. Good luck, OP.

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cliffibom 15

Pee in his mouth when he goes down on you?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Is your boyfriend R.Kelly? On a side note, you probably shouldn't put your face near a weird looking penis. Unless it's sexual.

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ajeppsen 25

That's when you headbutt him in the balls

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