Intimacy: Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something...

By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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Comet_Candy 23

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

That is just disgusting...

Heather645 5

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

Wow, and your still with him?

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RomanBeauty 0

Monday 7 May 2012 16:27

I would dump him- after a swift kick in the nuts!

mgkgambino 3

Monday 7 May 2012 16:28

Better being pissed off then pissed on...oh wait..

angelofsaturn 23

Monday 7 May 2012 16:30

Just wait til he's sleeping. Fart in his face as an appetizer and either lay a pad gently across his face or gently tuck a tampon between his lips. Bonus points for your super heavy days.

mackdeezy 22

Monday 7 May 2012 16:33

Of all the FML's with immature boyfriends this one takes the cake.... Maybe until next week when the next douchebag boyfriend shows up on another FML

lynn0985 5

Monday 7 May 2012 16:34

He R. Kelly you!!!

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 7 May 2012 16:34

Wut? That makes no sense.

krewer21 1

Monday 7 May 2012 16:34

You should shower him while sexing him. Cum in, piss on! FTW!

pammievb 2

Monday 7 May 2012 16:37

That is a little psycho OP

OfficeNinja 5

Monday 7 May 2012 16:38

What a class act you have for a boyfriend. But why are you so shocked? Guys who would piss on their girlfriends face (without being asked to - some people are into that stuff) are usually always polite gentlemen with excellent manners. He has probably closed doors in your face (or at least not held them open for you), talked smack about you while you were in the vicinity, and so on. And so you moved in. Enjoy the pee!