Intimacy: Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something...

By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 03:00 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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By rashree - 13/02/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, my long-distance boyfriend told me that he was going to pee on me to "mark his territory." When I told him that it was disgusting, he said, "last time, I just peed on you in the shower." FML

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By Pissy - 23/05/2019 06:05

Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML

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By itwaswarm - 25/09/2015 21:04 - United States - Stony Brook

Today, I was peeing at a urinal, when the man next to me finished up and shook his penis. I got splashed. FML

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By TooShortToCleanThat - 20/03/2015 03:22 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to show off one of his favorite skills: Peeing on my ceiling. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2019 05:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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By bathtime - 21/12/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started freaking out about how his penis floats in water. Baths with him will never be the same again. FML

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By PissingMeOff - 16/10/2020 13:55 - United Kingdom - Durham

Today, I found out that my boyfriend pees in the shower. This would've been OK if he was peeing into the drain. Instead, he pees on the shampoo and soap bottles. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 06:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML

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Comet_Candy 23

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

That is just disgusting...

Heather645 5

Monday 7 May 2012 15:28

Wow, and your still with him?

Comments

retyi43 14

Monday 7 May 2012 17:05

yo body. yo body... is a porter potty

the_true_batman 10

Monday 7 May 2012 17:06

YDI for telling him you're into water sports without clarifying what you meant. Don't play dumb, we all know you told him so. That is a bit gross, but it's in the shower, and I'm sure you guys do kinky stuff all the time.

DivineSunshine 1

Monday 7 May 2012 17:08

Don't even unpack. That is horrid!!!'

slushyslime 7

Monday 7 May 2012 17:08

Tell me u slapped him

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 7 May 2012 17:11

U slapped him. What do I win?

laevatin 2

Monday 7 May 2012 21:35

Look closer...

THE_A_TEEN 27

Monday 7 May 2012 17:09

Ah, ok then. thanks. ;) Seriously, most people jeering OPs on FMLs like this usually have bad grammar and make fools of themselves. It's quite hilarious.

rozsrredd 16

Monday 7 May 2012 17:11

Disgusting and disrespectful. Not all guys are aware of the disrespect part of that, so have a chat with him. If he doesn't get it, start combing the real estate section.