By quirrus - 07/05/2012 09:42 - United States

Spicy
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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Comet_Candy 23

That is just disgusting...

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Heather645 5

Wow, and your still with him?

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Comments

puplintain 4

Who would admit that their boyfriend pissed on their face? Only the product of the most narcissistic generation yet.

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WhatWhatInTheBut_fml 5

is your boyfriend R. Kelly?

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MuseFan1991 14

i swear im the only girl here who finds this fml funny :/ it would be disgusting if they werent in the shower, but it could only have touched her face for a second. people need to lighten up (bracing myself for all the thumbs down)

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UltimateGIRness 16

I agree. It's not like they are somewhere far away from water. I may be the only other girl that finds this funny

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DAHONKEY 0

I think this is funny also, its pee its not like it wont come off.

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MuseFan1991 14

#184 thanks for copying my comment there ¬¬

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Nudi_fml 13

"This is only the beginning", so that would mean you accept it? YDI then.

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Stupend0us 7

Next time tell him you think you have hemorrhoids and ask him to take a close look. Shit in his face next. Then move out.

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missathegirlwond 19

At least you were already in the shower?

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Calyx_fml 21

Total disrespect (unless you're into that sort of thing). At least he gives a squirt of piss about you.

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