By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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IanScott_fml 0

the dick won't suck itself

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nbk1405 0

if your bfs confident enough to do that and still your surprised about the way he acts maybe your the problem! YDI

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Johnnnyyy 0

Seems like all the girls are commenting badly and the women are laughing about it..grow up bitches it's a joke. qweef in his face and sing whoop there it is for payback lol

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monnanon 13

Oh yeah i forgot we are automatically immature if we don't accept every sexual advance we do not want as a joke. Would you seriously be happy if you were sitting on the couch watching tv and yr gf or bf got up and rubbed their genitals in your face with no preamble whatsoever. During foreplay that could be funny but just going up to yr signifcant other and shoving your genitals in their face is a bit wierd.

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monnanon 13

theres not the tiniest bit of you that would find it ever so slightly degrading? Well fair enough.

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undeadqueen528 0

if I had a penis I'd so do the same thing!!!

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dealerdon 0

I think we need a bigger boat lol that's funny

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ZmbChick 0

the things guys do. Hahahaha!!!!

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dudehaha 4

as stupid as he sounds, that was pretty funny.

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