By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

Spicy
Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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ulicksam 0

As childish as your boyfriend is, you need to get a sense of humor.

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heathersmorin 0

Lmao!!! Im still laughing about the FML! My husband does this kinda stuff all the time. I told him one of these times he's going to loose it :-)

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grdianknight 0

as much as I want to say fyl, that's just too frickin' funny, high five to your bf.

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ericliveson 0

lucky. I wish my boyfriend would do that lol.

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ChronicSnowflake 0

clearly you should blow him more often. and I think that's funny your man has a sense of humor... how is this an FML?! just sayin! have fun with him don't post about him saying him trying to play with and have fun is an FML moment... come on now!

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hkabr123 0

you should of jus gave him a ******** or a hand job ;))

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Stupidpeopleanno 5

You should've showed him how a pirahna gets down.

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raiderbaby1119 0

ok next time he does that just give him a ******** or hand job to make him happy

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kbroom4 0

hilarious! I've my bf did that to me, I'd be irritated at first, but once I realized what just happened, I would bawl laughing. probably bc that's completely outside of my bf's character.

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veritoswty6 14

A-w-e-s-o-m-e! I would like some *DAMN* action like that from my bf

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