By Anonymous - 15/02/2011 19:28 - United States

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Today, while sitting on the couch, my boyfriend came over, pulled his penis out of his fly, and started stabbing me in the face with it while humming the Jaws theme. FML
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Same thing different taste

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gregoriit 4

i would say you life sucks, but no sucking seems to be going on, so am not sure what to press. =(

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Deservesit22 1

Wait jaws wants to swim in the cave? Also nothing to eat unless it eats mouth in fact its "jaws" he would like heads and mouths If your still reading this,jaws is after you next

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KatMan5 0

Jaws is gonna crash in your face,and as well go inside the underwater tunnel!

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aFMLfann4life 0

idk why I find that cute...,

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nightshot63 0

shes gonna need a bigger boat.

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fefebot 0

Lol I think it would be funny if my bf did that

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PerryLauren2524 0

that's hilarious!! :) hahaha.

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